Isn't it weird when...

Isn't it weird when pornstars don't look like pornstars? That is to say, when they're clothed... or well, with at least a 50% coverage area?


These ladies actually look like they might be going to some normal event... maybe. the guys on the oterh hand...


Well, they can try can't they?
Yikes

Lifetime Achievement Award

Yes, Dennis "the worm" Rodman, I'm obsessed with you. Work it!
Nipple covers as an article of clothing??!!?!?! Genius! And i'm dying over the rosette print laser-cut leather pants!!!!
I give you top marks for your excellence in accessorizing!
Screw the little black dress. A good pair of spacepants will get you much farther in life.Also, I miss you. Where did you go?

Things I'm not friends with anymore:

No, not you, adorable baby, the d*****bag behind you. We're not friends anymore. You know what you did.

Gratuitous

I wish i was this cool.

WOW!

Today I am obsessed with: BEARDS!

These photos are of a few competitors from last year's World Beard and Moustache Championships, which will be held this summer in Alaska!!! Screw Disney World. Let's go there for my bday! you can read allllll about it here
Apparently you can make a super sweet beard with poppyseeds and elmer's glue...I smell a follow-up party to last year's moustache party...

Happy Valentine's day!

Those ruffles make ALL the difference.



So i was thinking earlier about why they don't make onesies in adult sizes they way they do for babies... until i saw this
err, yeah. kinda changed my mind about them...

you can find them here

Poor taste? or AWESOME taste?!?!?!?1

Exactly, a biblical theme park.I'm not sure how i feel about this one...

omg. I've always wanted to have a picture with Moses. Holy Land Experience 2009? who's with me, eh?

You want it

I know they're trying to insinuate something, but it's too subtle. but omg. Why havent; i thought of a one-piece hooded bathingsuit before?!?!?1 It's so genius! It could use some pockets, though.

I covet:

Today I am obsessed with: decoden. Ah yes, the ancient Japanese art of covering everything you own in rhinestones, pearls, and fake food. Check out my super sweet Nintendo DS cover.
I think I just died.

Martin Solveig

is a champion. I can't stop listening to this song. It's a pretty good video too. But the joker dancers need big vampire teeth. Stop it at 0:36...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvFjZE1HsBM&feature=channel

Oh god.

As f i didn't already hate flan enough.
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

First blog

This isn't going to be a very detailed blog. Just short musings and random things.

Today I'm obsessed with: trolls. Remembered a pair of troll printed tights i saw a while back. Turns out the company got sued so they're impossible to find. anyways, Barbie totally had the right idea here:

*drool*